I’m not sure how the camera kept from melting while capturing this beauty. She’s a 13/10, and we’d get engaged right away.
“We might be criminals, but we’re not totally immoral”
– Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
Here, “Cleft chin” appears to have performed too many keg stands while wearing an A-cut tank top and allowed things to get out of hand. He’s currently the most well-liked man on Tinder.
“If stupidity were a crime, half the human race would be hanged at every crossroads.”
– Darkovan proverb
She attempted to trick the police by wearing librarian glasses, but they were unimpressed. She obviously doesn’t need assistance being informed of her rights.
“There’s a lot of common ground between criminals and cops. Both savor power, thrills, control. The good cops know they’re only a step or two away from the crooks they’re arresting.”
― Nanci Rathbun, Truth Kills
When you think about it, cellmate and soulmate are really similar.
“The laws governed people’s happiness. To be lawless was to be happy.”
– Jess C. Scott, Soulmates
